wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

(via sextnoise)

medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

(via get--backtohogwarts)

dickfaerie:

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

(via get--backtohogwarts)

Sometimes we hold hands when we fuck

because we can be as rough as we want
with each other’s bodies

but me holding your hand is my way of reminding you

that I’m nothing but gentle with your heart.

— HE. (via cavum)

(via catchrapistsnotartists)

you’ll regret me like the tattoos on your skin
3.18.14

(via teenoath)

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

image

i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via sassy-finnick)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via sassy-finnick)

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

(via disappears)